Had this stuck in my head for the last couple of hours lol. So sharing my soundtrack for today's shenanigans :)
(This isn't actually The Quarrymen, aka The Beatles, it's from the movie "Nowhere Boy" with Aaron Johnson on vocals, but it's a better recording than any of the other versions on youtube)
Oh dirty Maggie Mae they have taken her away
And she never walk down Lime Street any more
Oh the judge he guilty found her
For robbing a homeward bounder
That dirty no good robbin' Maggie Mae...