In lieu of anything actually useful to post, and because I haven't so much as read any bits of books in the last couple of days, here's a quiz.
Which you may need to be a certain age to appreciate (like, my age. Old enough to be able to sing along to "Wake me up before you go-go")
Because it turns out, George Michael and George Orwell share a birthday, so here's a 12 part test of: "Can you tell them apart?". Courtesy of the Oxford Dictionary team, no less. Which I am proud (or something) to say I got 10/12 on.
Now if Boy George had also been included, then we would have had a real test.